i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
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Cashier:
That'll be $17.67
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Me:
*hands over $20*
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Mom:
I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
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In 4th grade i adopted a pet baby duckling that hatched late in my backyard and it followed me everyone i named it Chancellor it would sleep in my shoe but then it got eaten by a cat,
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